Remember yesterday how I told you I make piles of things? It’s not an lie, I really do. It’s bad. Up until yesterday there was a pile of dishes waiting to go in the dishwasher, there is a pile of catalogs and magazines on the ottoman, and quite possibly the worst pile ever known to man is currently residing on top of the dresser in our bedroom.
The first thing I do when I get home is change out of my work clothes. And usually the pants or skirt or sweater I’m wearing can be worn again before having to be washed. While I know I should just go hang it up, I procrastinate and lay it on the dresser for later. I have the best intentions of “later” being before I go to bed, but that never happens.
What happens instead is an enormous pile of clothes (both mine and Michael’s, but really mostly mine) mixed with bras, necklaces and whatever else has been tossed aside for the day. It’s a mess. A huge mess.
Michael HATES the mess. And while he’s mostly tolerant of my “I’ll get to it, I swear!” promises, he’s been bugging me about it lately because it really has taken over the entire dresser, making it impossible to find anything.
This morning his tolerance ran out.
He had to work at six, and had probably over slept as he was rushing around trying to get ready. I woke up to the sounds of him moving things around and grumbling under his breath. I stayed still and pretended to still be sleeping because I knew The Pile was the cause of his angst.
And when his attempt to get into his sock drawer caused The Pile to begin to fall, he’d had enough.
He dumped an entire laundry basket’s worth of clean laundry onto my sleeping body. And went to work.
After he left (and I managed to burrow out from beneath the mountain of laundry) I actually laughed at the ridiculousness of the situation. Then I vowed I would clean up the pile.
I’ll get to it. I swear!




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May 23, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Anna
Oh my god, wait til you have The Pile multiplied by two kids.
I had no idea how bad it could get.
I need a week off to deal with the piles, at least!
May 23, 2007 at 3:57 pm
clinkny
Hi, are we twins? Because I do the SAME. EXACT. THING (taking my clothes off, putting them in a pile, swearing I’ll get to said pile before bed). I’m the queen of piles. There are magazines from - no joke - 2002 piling up on the coffee table.
May 23, 2007 at 4:45 pm
pomponcrystal
Haha. That’s what you get sucka!
I would totally do the same thing - and Michael has given me an idea.
May 23, 2007 at 4:58 pm
kwarterlifecrisis
I’m with Crystall on this one. I hate piles!! Ok, granted I have what I call a ’staging area’ in my room where I keep clothes that I’ve worn but will wear again before they go into the dirty clothes, but that’s it. No dishes in the sink. Ever. I have to get up and clean the kitchen and load everything into the dishwasher immediately after I eat or, like, the world will stop spinning.
May 23, 2007 at 5:20 pm
Kateastrophe
I have so done that. And had it done to me. Matt and I are both “pilers” so we’ve both “had enough” and dumped said pile onto the others sleeping body. Ah the joys of co-ed habitation.
May 23, 2007 at 6:54 pm
Beulah
The worst pile in our house? The precariously balanced, dangerously lopsided pile of beauty products on the cart in our bathroom. One day I’m going to reach for an anti-aging mud mask and end up losing a foot!
May 23, 2007 at 10:24 pm
Jen
I am a piler. The only thing that keeps me from piling catastrophes are those cute baskets at Target. Shabby Chic for the office, corrogated tin for the girls’ rooms, etc…Then, I just place the piles in the cute containers. Still piled, only in cute wrapping. Because I think I read in Reader’s Digest (or something like that) that piling is an incurable affliction. And that only really smart people suffer from it.