Hey, remember that writer’s block? Yup, still here. So guess what you get? Shoes! Bad, mostly animal-themed shoes!
Ever been sitting in your house and a bird flies smack into the window? Ever go pick it up and think, gee, that would make a great shoe? Me neither, but someone did.
We once went to a rescue dog reunion and there are some crazy dog people there. People that like to spin yarn out of their dog’s hair and then knit it into scarves. I kid you not. Apparently, this is what cow farmers do to show their appreciation. Moo.
No wonder Dumbo couldn’t fly! Someone took his ears!
Medieval fashion at it’s finest. All that’s missing is your chastity belt.
Great for checking your lip gloss, and for inviting perverts to look up your skirt.
Sometimes when Kodiak gets excited a little something pops out, if you know what I’m saying. We call it the Red Rocket.
Snakes on a Plane! No…Snake on Your Foot Holy Hell Get It Off, Get It Off, Get It Off!
If they had potty training toilet paper, I imagine this is what it would look like. WIPE HERE.
I’m a maaaaniac, maaaaniac on the floor! And they put me away for buying a sock/legwarmer/high heel combo.
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August 22, 2007 at 12:37 pm
clinkny
I can’t tell you enough how much I love this series. The dead bird, dumbo ears and “Red Rocket” were my favorites.
Who designs these things? They can’t possibly get paid for it, can they?!
August 22, 2007 at 1:03 pm
your mom
o.m.g.
i have to say molly, i think the bad shoe review is some of my favorite stuff on here…… i am sitting at work at my computer and they think i am insane because i am just laughing out loud…
August 22, 2007 at 1:08 pm
onehundredeightydegrees
love the series…where’d that fabulous hair shoe that you were stealing from me?
August 22, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Michelle
the dead bird shoes are the ‘best/ugliest’ by far. who comes up with these designs anyways?
glad your “wanting” and “wearing” outshine this list!
August 22, 2007 at 1:50 pm
kwarterlifecrisis
I second what your mom said – OMG. (Also, how cute is it that your mom wrote omg?!)
My favorite pair are the ones with the mirrors on them. Totally sick to think you could be wearing those, just standing there and people can see your undies. Creepy.
Also the red rocket?! Gross. That shoe has a boner.
August 22, 2007 at 3:37 pm
DG
TOO FUNNY – I see people in all varieties of these shoes walking around LA at any given moment.
Also Molly? You’re right – I officially have wedding brain!
August 22, 2007 at 5:49 pm
libby
what a HOOT. i was laughing so hard…hideous hideous hideous!! it’d be sacrilege to wear ANY of those so-called “shoes”!
August 22, 2007 at 6:47 pm
katie
Yikes! The one with the weird target/Twilight Zone spiral is freaky.
August 22, 2007 at 9:27 pm
Tina Vaziri
This is hilarious! And awful.. because somewhere out there someone is wearing these shoes.
August 22, 2007 at 11:33 pm
...BeccaLynn
Those didn’t only make my feet hurt, but my eyes as well. I surely hope some unlucky soul hasn’t actually spent money on those.
August 23, 2007 at 12:56 am
Kateastrophe
I love it! These are so fun to laugh at!!
August 23, 2007 at 10:24 am
Johanna
Have you ever seen thise:
http://www.diynetwork.com/diy/shows_dkng/episode/0,2046,DIY_18180_40470,00.html
You can knit you own shoes! …and yes, I do know someone who’s made them!
August 24, 2007 at 6:44 am
The new shoe review « Hank & Willie
[...] The new shoe review Well, I have about a zillion more kid photos to post (its kind of like finding overdue library books under your couch and then returning them—such a good feeling!), but since not every since one of my readers wants to see nothing but kid photos here, and I have about 30 seconds to write a post today, I will instead share with you today the comic brilliance of my favorite shoeru, Molly. [...]
August 24, 2007 at 6:40 pm
pbandrazz
Hilarious! I love these posts!
I couldn’t really pick a favorite, but there is something about those white ones with the bullseye on them that I just love. Oddly reminds me of “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”
August 25, 2007 at 1:48 am
Lundie
Some of the funniest stuff I’ve ever seen! Glad I stumbled over here!
August 25, 2007 at 11:22 am
A Couple of Links « Lundie’s Life
[...] Makes My Feet Hurt, Ver. 5 – at These Little Moments – Some seriously funny shoes. (And be sure to check out Versions 1-4 as well!!) [...]
October 10, 2007 at 11:43 am
The Knitty Gritty: Part Three « Hank & Willie
[...] a review of the world’s worst shoes, titled Makes My Feet Hurt. (You can check out an example here.) Those posts remind me of some Anna did in the early days of her blog, titled The Knitty Gritty. [...]
December 3, 2010 at 1:38 am
A Couple of Links
[...] Makes My Feet Hurt, Ver. 5 – at These Little Moments – Some seriously funny shoes. (And be sure to check out Versions 1-4 as well!!) [...]