So, let me get this straight. You didn’t post on Friday and now you’re going to give us a weekend recap? Laaaaame.
Yes, it’s true. Please forgive me, dear readers, for it appears that I am lame.
* I met up with my friend J-Ra on Friday night. She recently moved back to RI and I was super excited to see her. I arrived at the restaurant first and put my name on the waiting list. We spent a half hour sitting outside and catching up, enjoying the cool ocean air. When the host came outside and said “Molly, party of two,” we stood up to go inside. So did two other women in their late 40s.
“Wait, you’re Molly?” one of them said to me. “I’m Molly.”
“Well, nice to meet you Molly,” I replied. “I am Molly, too. And I was here first.”
“Is she really Molly?” the woman asked the host, who was starting to look pretty uncomfortable.
This was ridiculous. Like, yeah lady, when I heard him say party of two I thought I would pretend to be Molly and get your table.
“Do you want to see my I.D.?” I threw back at her, clearly annoyed.
Just as she was about to argue with me, the host confirmed that yes, there were two Molly’s and yes, I was there first.
As he lead us inside Molly Two said loudly to her friend, “It’s only because they’re blonde that he sat them first.”
Bitch!
* Michael’s grandmother stopped by yesterday and told me I look like I’m losing weight. Yay! However the pint glass strawberry mojitos I had Saturday night probably don’t help to maintain the skinny. They are, however, delicious.
* After seven years, I took out my belly button ring for good yesterday. There’s a hole. I’m annoyed.
* After my shower this morning I threw on one of Michael’s t-shirts as I got ready. Kodiak was lying on the deck and didn’t feel like coming in for breakfast, so I went outside to bring him in. I bent over to grab his collar and just as I did the wind blew. I think you can guess where this is going.
I stood up as fast as I could, but it was too late. The driver of a red Toyota got a clear view of a full moon.
I think Monday is taunting me.
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August 27, 2007 at 10:05 am
onebigholiday
Haha, wow…the red toyota must love you now. I can just see it now, the guy drives by your house every day hoping for another great view…haha
and that other molly is a bitch…….
August 27, 2007 at 10:11 am
Courtney
I can’t believe that other Molly was so obnoxious!!!
August 27, 2007 at 10:33 am
Beulah
At least it was a skinny full moon!
August 27, 2007 at 10:45 am
clinkny
Eww! Evil Other Molly.
And while Monday may be taunting you, the driver of the red Toyota got his day off to a GREAT start.
August 27, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Valerie
I can’t believe that old hag Molly! I hope you sneered at her and gave her some extra bitchy leers. They’re obviously jealous that you’re younger and way hotter.
I hope they got food poisoning.
August 27, 2007 at 12:04 pm
bloggingbarbie
she did NOT go there with the blonde comment.
bitch.
on a lighter note, i’m sure you started the red toyota driver’s day off with a smile.
August 27, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Peter
My Toyota is actually Barcelona Red Metallic.
August 27, 2007 at 12:19 pm
sasharay
That other Molly sounds like a BITCH! grrr… this actually happened to us last week. Another table of people pretended to be Paul party of 10. So when we arrived, no table.
The management figured it out and gave us free Aps. so it worked out.
August 27, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Michelle
strawberry mojitos… mmmm
August 27, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Anna
Yes, watch out for that red Toyota tomorrow! Or better yet, send M out bottomless next time.
August 27, 2007 at 1:21 pm
cdp
“Like, yeah lady, when I heard him say party of two I thought I would pretend to be Molly and get your table.”
LOL. You crack me up. I’m with BB, I think the dude in the red Toyota is going to drive by every morning at the same time and try to catch a peep. hee hee.
August 27, 2007 at 1:36 pm
...BeccaLynn
You know what I would’ve done? When I heard the “It’s because they’re blonde” line, I would’ve turned around and said, ‘No, It’s because I’m not a bitch.’
I think we need to slash her tires or something, or is that a itty bit extreme?
Mondays suck, don’t they! GAH! I think we should outlaw them. And just go straight to Tuesday.
August 27, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Sass
I love how you handled the Molly situation - go you!
I didn’t know you had a belly button ring!
August 27, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Jen M
I hate how people assume all sorts of crap because of blonde haircolor.
August 27, 2007 at 1:54 pm
your mom
i for one and extremely pleased and relieved that you have finally removed that piece of shrapnel from your navel.
i won’t say i told you so…..
about the moon….no comment…..
August 27, 2007 at 2:02 pm
brookem
this is my first time here, and the tagline of “i buy shoes on my lunch hour” has me hooked. looking forward to reading more of you!
August 27, 2007 at 3:46 pm
brookem
oh and i took out my belly button ring once upon 5 or so months ago. hole is gone, scar is not. damnit to hell.
August 27, 2007 at 4:31 pm
DG
I can’t believe the other Molly would actually be so shocked that there were two Molly’s!! INSANE
August 27, 2007 at 4:57 pm
crystall
Yeah I secretly wait behind people who already checked in with the Hostess and then change my name to whatever it is they said.
So when they call “Party of Two for Joseph” I go running up there and snag my spot.
I mean, hello, have they not seen Dawson’s Creek? Joey IS a girl name, too.
How. Fucking. Lame.
August 27, 2007 at 6:37 pm
libby
easy molly 2. lets take it down a notch, shall we?
and the full moon? that’s so pretty funny stuff. tomorrow, you’ll probably laugh about it!
August 27, 2007 at 10:04 pm
dailyeditor
How dare you be a Molly, too? I mean, really.
August 27, 2007 at 11:59 pm
RusticateGirl
Pretty bad! (or, perhaps they need to go blonde LOL)
August 29, 2007 at 10:11 am
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August 29, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Princess Pointful
Boo. Molly deserveth not your name.