I made a little extra effort this morning. I coaxed my hair into loose curls, added an extra coat of mascara and put on my favorite wrap dress. Because today I will be a model.
No, I didn’t get discovered on the street. I was asked to “show up, look pretty and eat some food” for a series of ads for my work.
I don’t think I’m photogenic. At all. And since the majority of this photo shoot will involve eating, the lovely residents of and visitors to Connecticut who come across this ad will probably see a blonde girl with frizzy hair (because I’m sure the curls will turn to frizz in 20 minutes) stuffing her face while simultaneously trying to wipe salad dressing off her chest.
But walking into work this morning, I was frizz and salad dressing free. Looking pretty good, if I do say so myself. I came up to the crosswalk that always causes problems because no one stops, and waited as a mini van slowed down.
“Great!” I thought. “They’re going to let me cross!”
Not quite.
As the van slowed down, two men in what had to be their late sixties rolled down their windows and leered at me…even craning their necks back as they coasted through the crosswalk.
It felt soooo dirty and I was super annoyed. “THANK YOU!” I yelled sarcastically as they drove away.
What I wish I had said was, “If you had stopped, you could have watched me walk across!”




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October 23, 2007 at 10:04 am
littlespoon
Ew! Why do people do that? You’re feeling all good about yourself and then they make you feel dirty. Ew.
October 23, 2007 at 10:12 am
Anna
She does look great, but STILL. EEEW!
October 23, 2007 at 10:13 am
Each
i sadistically enough, kinda like when guys leer at me (especailly with each passing year)
October 23, 2007 at 10:22 am
elizabethews
HA! That’s so funny. I use to get so annoyed at that crosswalk…especially when guys would drive by and honk their horns. What did they want me to do? Chase them and say ‘ooooo! Wait for me!!!’
Are the doing the Inne ads again? I hope so. Wade is in the old ads with another woman (your favorite gal, and mine) because “we didn’t look right together.”
October 23, 2007 at 10:27 am
clinkny
In New York, it’s construction workers. And they leer at anyone. And yet, I still kind of smile to myself whenever they whistle because I’m sick.
October 23, 2007 at 10:33 am
cdp
Old men. Yuck.
I’ll bet you look great. Enjoy your day!
October 23, 2007 at 11:02 am
Ashley
secretly, you wanted to kick off your heels and run after them. don’t lie to yourself.
good luck with the shoot!
October 23, 2007 at 11:05 am
Jess
Ew, but hey: a good sign for the outcome of the photo shoot, right?
October 23, 2007 at 11:11 am
La
Ha! That’s sorta like when I go to visit my grams and all the old dudes start drooling and falling all over each other to talk to me because they haven’t seen a woman under 80 in such a long time. Still makes me feel good, though. Cuz, you know.
October 23, 2007 at 11:28 am
Michelle
ugh. we have this problem crossing the street at work all the time. people are rude and inconsiderate.
good luck at the photo shoot! we’ll want to hear all about it of course
October 23, 2007 at 11:33 am
Lisa
ha on the salad dressing. only too true for me
October 23, 2007 at 11:33 am
Lisa
oh, ps, can you change your link to me? It’s still at lfar.ca. Boo on lfar.ca
October 23, 2007 at 11:54 am
peterdewolfdotcom
Pfffft. Some of us know that you are indeed photogenic.
And congrats on the modeling!
October 23, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Elle
This is exactly why next time cute guys pass you need to whistle and make comments about them so they feel what it is like.
Except they’d probably like it and take you up on the offer. grrr.
October 23, 2007 at 12:35 pm
itsallabouthallie
Oh boy I cannot wait to see the pictures! I bet you looked great! you do everyday!!!!
gross….dirty old men….
October 23, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Princess Pointful
Urg. I’m not too sure what they are trying to accomplish with such leers.
October 23, 2007 at 1:18 pm
kwarterlifecrisis
Haha! You’re hot, what can I say?! The other day when TB and I were driving to his mom’s house, I am pretty sure this old man in a pick-up was staring creepily at me while he was driving next to us in traffic. He was in the lane next to us and I swear he would never pass us or move up ahead in his lane even when there was room. I could feel his eyes burning into me and finally TB like threw up his hand to say ‘what do you want’ and the old guy just waved like a total creeper. Gross!
October 23, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Michelle
I hate to say it, but I love when gross, disgusting, notafatchanceinhell guys ogle me, because if THEY don’t think I’m hot, who will?
But I totally think you should try to replicate that moment somehow so you can use your new response to their blowing through the crosswalk. That would have been AWESOME.
October 23, 2007 at 2:17 pm
libby
oh gosh. i have to go the opposite on michelle with this one! it creeps me out when i get attention from the wrong people. all i can think is WTF. really? is that the best I get after all that effort?
October 23, 2007 at 2:17 pm
DG
HOW RUDE! Oh well, you look hot! Nothing should bother you today!
October 23, 2007 at 2:24 pm
Sassafras
I always feel that way too when I feel like people are gawking at me. Though that never really happens. Thankfully.
Don’t you hate when you think of the perfect comeback after its too late?
October 23, 2007 at 3:29 pm
crystall
You seem very photogenic to me…
October 23, 2007 at 3:58 pm
...BeccaLynn
I bet you look amazing as well.
I was in Little Rock walking on the side of a busy road since I had no car, (this was a long time ago) and in the span of a couple of minutes, I swear I got whisted at 20 times. Just guys driving by. Why do they do that? I mean, they aren’t going to stop and try and be civil, they’re just thinking with their you-know-what’s. Ew.
October 23, 2007 at 4:20 pm
onebigholiday
I bet you looked nice, hopefully they hurt their necks.
October 23, 2007 at 5:42 pm
puremotif
UGH.men.
you sounded beautiful!!
October 23, 2007 at 5:42 pm
puremotif
i mean, like you looked beautiful. ugh.
October 23, 2007 at 10:12 pm
Lisa
Oh hon, if you’re not photogenic, you must be devastatingly beautiful in person because you look pretty damn good in pictures already. And ew to the old men. Ew.
October 24, 2007 at 8:13 am
caitlynintherye
I always hate that. I hate that men think it’s ok to leer and drool and catcall. I’ve even had strangers go as far as pinching my ass and calling me “pumpkintits”. Yeah, disgusting.
But I’m sure you looked beautiful as a model and hey, maybe this will be where you get discovered? CL shoes, here you come!