(Thanks, Clink!)
“You’re right, Michael. I do have too many pairs of shoes.”
“Omg I loooove your mullet!”
“I’m actually going for the cupcake look. Please bring me the biggest wedding dress you have.”
“Of course I don’t mind. Your B.O. doesn’t bother me at all.”
“No thank you, I don’t eat cake.”
“Yes! The O’Reilly Factor is on!”
“I love my arm jiggle. Really.”
“Bring on the dairy!”
“No, I would not like a foot rub.”
“I hate makeup. Eyeliner and mascara are the devil.”
“Hey old man, could you just drive a little slower?”
“Me? Oh I practically live at the gym.”
“No martini for me, thanks.”
“Yes, I would love to go to Bible study with you!”
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December 12, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Peter DeWolf
“Yes! The O’Reilly Factor is on!”
LOVE that!
The statement, not the show.
I can’t stress that enough, Molly.
December 12, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Clink
I laughed out loud at “I’m going for the cupcake look.” HAHAHA.
December 12, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Anna
Laughing.
Oh, and the chocolate?
Finally all gone. Somebody had to eat it.
Miss you,
Anna
December 12, 2007 at 1:34 pm
mikesgotnothin
And that somebody wasn’t me. For the record. Instead, I just ate some weight watchers thing for lunch. Forty by forty. Who’s idea was this? Ugh.
December 12, 2007 at 1:57 pm
ChasingParadise
Hahahaha “I’m going for the cupcake look!” Did you watch that episode of Sex and the City where Carrie and Miranda try on the dresses and Miranda says “We want her to look like a giant cupcake!” Hahahaha. I’m enjoying that too much!
December 12, 2007 at 1:59 pm
k
I was kidding about that crazy dress with the polka dots! So very, very kidding.
December 12, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Ashley
haha.
no, i would not like a martini, and yes, i’d love to go to bible study!
hilarious.
December 12, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Michelle and the City
“white fudge covered oreos? no thanks i’ll pass.”
i love yours. the last one made me chuckle.
December 12, 2007 at 2:20 pm
DevilsHeaven
I’m totally with you on the cupcake look, as I like to refer to it, The Toliet Paper Roll Cover look.
Gone with the Wind anyone?
December 12, 2007 at 2:29 pm
mikesgotnothin
I wish there was something on this list that said, “Yeah, we need to talk. About an actual work thing.”
December 12, 2007 at 2:33 pm
miriam
I’m unsure but I think b/c of the size of my petticoat (totally unplanned) that I ended up achieving the “cupcake” look. Awesome.
December 12, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Jess
I went to David’s Bridal with a friend right after I got engaged (the only dress shopping I’ve done so far), and I was HORRIFIED at how much some of the dresses the salesperson suggested turned me into a giant, froofy cupcake. Oh, it was horrifying. I still haven’t recovered.
December 12, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Each
never never never never
oh yeah
NEVER
December 12, 2007 at 2:51 pm
heatherdc
Who doesn’t like a mullet? Business in the front, party in the back.
Just Kiddinggg!
December 12, 2007 at 3:04 pm
brookem
ha, i love it. esp the shoe and the martini one.
December 12, 2007 at 4:04 pm
kwarterlifecrisis
I’m with Heather. Mullets rule. It’s so great because in the summer when there are race car races, they run rampant ’round these parts. SOO hot.
I totally want some cake now, by the way.
December 12, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Stephanie
Haha! Love the Bible study one. That would definitely be on my list too, except unfortunately, as something I would never say to my OWN MOTHER.
And when you said cupcake look? I totally thought you meant, like, where someone’s belly/love handles hangs over their jeans, hence making a cupcake shape. Except now that I’m thinking about it, that is called a muffin top and you have neither.
Oookay, I’m done.
December 12, 2007 at 4:19 pm
qu33nbee
I love the last one. Hilarious!
December 12, 2007 at 4:35 pm
La
It makes me very sad that you and dairy are at odds. Also, my sister came over on Saturday and wanted to borrow a purse, so we went into my closet, and she stopped short and was like, “Oh my GOD, Laurel, the shoes? You have a problem.”
A problem understanding how someone who shares my DNA owns like four pairs of shoes, maybe.
December 12, 2007 at 5:06 pm
elizabethews
Bible study! Hahaha!!!
December 12, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Sassafras
Gee, I wonder who that last one was directed towards
Too funny.
December 12, 2007 at 7:06 pm
katelin
Haha, that’s a great list. I may have to borrow this one sometime, love it.
December 12, 2007 at 7:14 pm
itsallabouthallie
OMG i laughed out loud. This is great! I love this!
December 12, 2007 at 7:26 pm
Madeleine
I bet you’ll say the martini-one one day… say… if you were pregnant, perhaps? short of that, they’re all too true.
December 12, 2007 at 7:54 pm
mcgee
hahaha love it. great list.
December 12, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Alexandra
I love this! Still laughing, haha.
December 12, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Miriam D
You can NEVER have too many jeans. Never.
December 12, 2007 at 11:50 pm
Anna
My sister works at a salon that offers free mullet removal. We’re definitely with you on that one!
December 13, 2007 at 9:01 am
Laurie Kendrick
Molly..I love this. I really do.
Would you mind if I stole it and put my special Laurie spin on it on my blog? I’ll give you credit.
Funny stuff, Molly
Have you found your wedding shoes yet?
Happy Weekend,
LK
December 13, 2007 at 9:26 am
kristin
awesome!
December 13, 2007 at 10:34 am
Hope
Hehe! I loved them all but especially this one: ““Hey old man, could you just drive a little slower?”
Thing is, I would totally say that but it would come out extremely sarcastically.
December 14, 2007 at 3:42 am
Lisa
You’re so funny!!! Arm jiggle. Hee.
December 15, 2007 at 10:40 am
Chelle
So behind on the blog thing with Xmas, etc. So miss you. And LOVE this post! Bible study… Aaaaahhhh! We are both going straight to hell…
December 15, 2007 at 10:41 am
Chelle
PS: Mikie has been really good. He fixed this Smart Ones meal for lunch the other day and actually ate it. Although the running commentary about the virtues of the Smart Ones meal was quite charming… Let’s just say he wasn’t in love with the meal… He’s doing well, though.