I knew nothing about what the evening was going to entail until it actually happened. As a matter of fact, I didn’t even know if I should pack an overnight bag until minutes before I left for my shower. When the shower was over, 10 of us piled into cars and arrived at a hotel with a few hours to spare before dinner. Those four hours may have been some of my favorite of the whole weekend.
Sitting around with some of my best friends, drinking champagne and reminiscing was so wonderful.
Then it was party time.
It started with adorning me in classic bachelorette gear — a pink and fuzzy tiara, a “Bachelorette” sash, a garter and my Bad Girl/Good Girl wand. (Which by the way, is awesome for bopping people with all night. It also had bells so you know I was shaking it.) I was also given a little something something for the wedding night. Those crazy friends of mine have good taste.

Dinner was amazing — yummy drinks and lobster ravioli that was to die for. I’m still waiting on pictures (cough, cough, bridesmaids, COUGH) from dinner, but I’m pretty sure we got some awesome group shots.
Then it was off to the bars. I found out later that this wasn’t exactly the plan. Apparently the place we had dinner was supposed to be hopping with music and dancing, but when we got there that was not the case. I was none the wiser, so when the girls figured out some bars to go to I was happy to tag along.
The first bar we went to had an outdoor section and as we paraded through I was met with calls of “Don’t do it!” by stupid boys. I just laughed and shook my Bad Girl wand in their face. Then we ran into a bachelor party and blame it on the drinks, but I thought the groom to be (who was wearing a coconut bra) asked me “Why are you getting married?” Mustering up my New York ‘tude, I threw back, “Why are you getting married?”
“I asked WHEN are you getting married,” he laughed.
Oh. Oops.
Inside was another bar and a DJ so we were prepared to dance. Until we heard the horrible 70s disco music pumping from behind the door. Still curious, we went in and were met with an…interesting…scene. First there was the old man in the full white linen suit. He liked us, for sure.
Then there was the woman in the bustier and sailor hat. Yes, really.
And then there were the two women in mom jeans and mullets shaking their thing to I Love the Nightlife. We asked the DJ if he would change the music, but apparently that was a no go. So what’s a girl to do?
DANCE.
I would have stayed all night shaking my groove thing to that music because I’ll dance to anything. Somewhere there is a picture of me and my sister twirling around and I can’t wait to see it.
The rest of night included more bar hopping, one incident of me begging (and getting my way) a bouncer to let my 18-year old sister in the door because “It’s my bachelorette party and I neeeeeed her!” and probably one of my favorite encounters of the night.
As I was walking down the street shaking my wand, someone called out, “What are you? Miss America?”
“I’m Miss Bachelorette!”
“Ooooh you GO girlfriend! Work it out!”
Hehe.
All in all, a wonderful evening. I have the bestest sister and friends in the whole wide world.
I just wish someone would have stopped me before I broke my Bad Girl wand. It would have made a great addition to my work cube.



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August 20, 2008 at 9:54 am
littlespoon
1) Your calves in the picture are amazing.
2) You BROKE your bad girl wand? That’s terrible
3) One of my bridesmaids made me a “bride” wand and I went around the whole night tapping people and asking if they were a “good witch or a bad witch”
August 20, 2008 at 10:03 am
dreamgrrl
naughty nurse, naughty nurse
the wand would have been good to take home wink wink hahaha
August 20, 2008 at 10:28 am
Sarah
I have seen so many brides out for the B-part the last few weekends in the city. I guess everyone is making trips before the summer ends.
August 20, 2008 at 10:41 am
Sassafras
Sounds like a great night!
August 20, 2008 at 10:48 am
Shana Leigh
Dont forget about “printed Jeans” guy!
August 20, 2008 at 10:59 am
Jessica
Wooo! Sounds like you had a BLAST – lucky girl!!!!
August 20, 2008 at 11:04 am
bing
Sounds like you had a great time! Killer calves, girl!
August 20, 2008 at 11:12 am
Britt
Sounds like it was wonderful
And I agree with bing – you have calves to be proud of girl!
August 20, 2008 at 11:27 am
Belle
How fabulous! Glad you had fun!
August 20, 2008 at 11:30 am
freckledk
You rocked that white dress, Missy. I don’t know what I was thinking, choosing the red – white was clearly the way to go.
Glad to hear the night was a massive success!
August 20, 2008 at 11:41 am
Jessica Lynn
Molly, my bachelorette party is this weekend. Upon reading your entry I am going to BEG my MOH to buy me a fuzzy bad girl wand (and buy one myself in case she doesnt do it). And then after the hangover ceases (by Wednesday perhaps), its going in my cube. Great idea.
August 20, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Melissa
You look amazing! I’m glad you had such a great time.
August 20, 2008 at 1:20 pm
JenBun
Yeah, you GO girlfriend!!! That sounds like SOOOOOOOOOO much fun– just drinking and chatting and getting your groove on!
And, girl, you look GOOOOOD– you HAVE been working it at the gym. Two months– Congrats!!
August 20, 2008 at 1:59 pm
adeliciouslife
Sounds like you had a fantastic weekend. I’m excited for you – I just got married in June, and I had so much fun. It was all over so quickly though. So enjoy your time before your big day!
August 20, 2008 at 2:21 pm
DevilsHeaven
Can you tape the wand back together? Glue? I had a sash too, mine came with flashing lights. Just what a well endowned girl needs, flashy across her boobs. I’m glad you had a good time!
August 20, 2008 at 5:44 pm
christine
Ooh, sounds like fun. So I have a question… What exactly are “mom jeans”? (Please, God, I hope I’m not wearing them right now.)
August 20, 2008 at 8:50 pm
KT
Sorry to hear about breaking your bad girl wand, but it sounds like you had a lot of fun!
August 20, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Wickedly Scarlett
Oh man, I’m still laughing about your exchange with the bachelor, lol! And how sweet was that bouncer to let your little sis in! Awesome
August 21, 2008 at 9:33 am
your mom
yes – please define “mom jeans”.
August 21, 2008 at 10:06 am
bloggingbarbie
this is seriously my favorite-ist picture of you, ever. and yes, favorite-ist.
August 21, 2008 at 10:16 am
Princess Taj
The question is – HOW did you break the Bad Girl Wand????
August 23, 2008 at 8:36 pm
libby
you looked fabuloso molls!