A text conversation from yesterday:

Me: I’m sitting in the waiting room. There’s a woman wearing a leather motorcycle jacket that says “Elton John! Saturday Night’s Alright by ME!” Hahahahaha!

Sister: Bahahahahaha

Me: I mean, what? She looks like a tough cookie, too.

Sister: Weird…

Me: Even weirder is that it’s my OBGYN office, so I know why she’s here!

Sister: Haha. She’s getting her Elton John checked out.

And then I died.

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