Hi, I’m Molly. Welcome to my blog. (You can learn about the title here.)

- I married the love of my life on October 24, 2008. He loves me because I make a mean lasagna and look good in yoga pants. He proposed on September 24, 2007.

- Six weeks after the wedding, I lost my job. Unemployment has left me plenty of time to curse the economy, wonder why I can’t stop watching anything involving Rachel Ray and contemplate the man at the gym who yells “You can do it!” to himself on the elliptical.

- I have a serious shoe fetish. Sometimes I like to open my closet and just stare at the rows of shoes organized by color. Sadly, government cheese does not provide stipends for pretty stilettos.

- If I could eat anything without gaining weight it would be grilled cheese sandwiches. On white bread. With American cheese.

- That is not me in the picture above. It was clip art on someone’s Myspace page and I asked her to send it to me because I liked it.

- The girl in the picture has really good thighs. So scratch that, it’s totally me in the picture.

- I have a big dog, a Newfoundland named Kodiak who has more personality than some people I know.

- He sheds all over the house and likes to wipe his face on my leg after he drinks his water. He’s lucky he’s cute.

- I want to write a book. If you’re an editor or an agent, feel free to let me know. You will receive a gift basket full of shoes and grilled cheese sandwiches.