Embarrassing: Having a face that turns a shade slightly lighter than a tomato when I work out and remains that way for over an hour.
More Embarrassing: Tripping out the door as I was leaving the pizza place. In front of employees. And customers. Who laughed.
Most Embarrassing Thing Ever EVER: Telling your boss you have diarrhea when you could have just said you were sick and then proceed to continue to ramble on about how you know it’s gross and he probably doesn’t want to hear about it but you CAN’T STOP TALKING even though the voice in the back of your head is yelling SHUT UP! and proceed to spew word vomit all over yourself causing quite the verbal train wreck.
**Hanging head in shame**