“Molly, come upstairs for a second.”

“Why?”

“Just come up.”

***

He’s on his hands and knees in the closet looking for something, butt sticking up in the air.

***

“Come here. What is this?”

“You farted, didn’t you? I’m not coming over there. I can’t believe you called me up here so that I would walk into a wall of stink.”

“What makes you say that?”

“The dog is sniffing your butt.”

“Kodiak! You gave me away!”

Men. Seriously.

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