Dear Dairy (that’s Dairy, my dear friends. Like, milk product),

We need to talk. This love/hate relationship we’ve got going? Has got to change. You’re bad for me, Dairy. Just no good. But the thing is, I don’t know how to quit you!

Stop tempting me with your delicious cheeses, your creamy drinks and frozen delights. Stop mixing yourself with Ghirardelli chocolate and calling yourself Hot.

This relationship is making me sick. Literally. And I’m better than that.


Disgruntled Daily Lover Molly


Dear Lactaid,

How about you start WORKING????



Today’s actual post is below. Sorry about the venting.