(Thanks, Clink!)

“You’re right, Michael. I do have too many pairs of shoes.”

“Omg I loooove your mullet!”

“I’m actually going for the cupcake look. Please bring me the biggest wedding dress you have.”

“Of course I don’t mind. Your B.O. doesn’t bother me at all.”

“No thank you, I don’t eat cake.”

“Yes! The O’Reilly Factor is on!”

“I love my arm jiggle. Really.”

“Bring on the dairy!”

“No, I would not like a foot rub.”

“I hate makeup. Eyeliner and mascara are the devil.”

“Hey old man, could you just drive a little slower?”

“Me? Oh I practically live at the gym.”

“No martini for me, thanks.”

“Yes, I would love to go to Bible study with you!”