Hello? Is anyone out there? Where have you all gone? I’m feel like you all disappeared.

Crickets.

I also had another wedding nightmare last night. This time my hair was a frizzy mess and my mom told me to get over it, my dress was some gray thing and people were standing in the aisle while I was trying to walk down it. Then, as we were trying to say our vows, people were talking and getting up to leave. I actually thought to myself, “This has to be a dream. I’ll wake up.” But I didn’t wake up. Instead, Dream Molly started yelling at her guests to sit back down and wait till everything was over.

I cannot tell you how happy I was when I actually did wake up.

So, um, yes. Really. Where have you all been?

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