From “Ashlii” in Hicksville, NY:

“you’re starting to sound like clink with all your ‘i’m SOO in love” stuff….
we get it.
you found true love.
you’re getting married.
please stop being a typical cliche bridezilla who can’t stop talking about wedding food, and wedding dresses and wedding music.
you’re way too into yourself.”


Thanks, Ashlii! I never realized I was being such a Bridezilla! What was I thinking, worrying about what people will eat? How ridiculous of me.