With winter rapidly approaching, I’ve found myself once again searching for the perfect winter boot. In my struggles, I sent some links to my sister, who in turn started sending me boots that should never, ever, see the light of day. Her finds were so — wow — that I asked her to guest post.

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While jokingly swapping pictures of ugly boots online with Molly yesterday (yes, we really do that. We also did it with wedding dresses for a long time.), she suggested I do a guest post. But not any post. A winter boot edition of “Makes My Feet Hurt.”  And Of course, I was totally down. And I think I can speak for everyone when I say that we’re long over due for a new edition. So here you go!

Makes My Feet Hurt : The Winter Boot Edition
By Shana (Shay-na, not Shanna, not Shania), The sister.
 
For every winterized dominatrix out there, try these cozy yet intimidating lovelies on for size!

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Molly says: What? I thought big belts were in?

These boots aren’t awful, but I do think they should have Velcro on them so its easier for the kids to get them on. Oh wait….these are for adults? Really?….Oh.

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Molly says: Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination and when he’s tall he’s what we call a dinosaur sensation…

Okay, I realize these are not winter boots, but I thought they deserved a spot. And while really, they speak for themselves, I will say this. They have one zipper on the inside so you can get them on and off, and an identical, non- functioning zipper on the outside for decoration….Some things I just don’t understand.

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Molly says: How Fembots do winter.

Its one thing to wear fur on your boots, but do you have to make us envision you strangling the poor thing?

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Molly says: Mythical creature Centaur: Half man, half horse, totally creepy.

Some of you might actually like these, but I think they look like moccasins that were left unattended to grow out of control like vines. Keeps your mocs below the ankles ladies.

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Molly says: Yeah, I have no words.

Sneakers or Boots?

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Molly says: Dear Michael, I would like these for Christmas. Love, Molly.

Now this one should really impress you. After much begging and convincing, Spider Man himself let me take a picture of his winter boots!

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Molly says: Anatomy boots: for when wearing your muscular system on the outside is the only solution.

And last but certainly not least, an exotic rare fur to keep you warm this winter. Yeti!

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Molly says: Ugly, yes, but at least at least they’ll blend in with the snow.

 
I guess its safe to say that for every cute shoe, there’s at least 10 terrible pairs lurking near by!

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