We received an automated message last night letting us know that our new mattress and recliner would be delivered today between 10 a.m. and 1 pm.

They came at 9:15.


Vacuumed? No. Love seat removed from living room and stored somewhere else? Um, no. Invasion on the tan furniture brigade? Oh yes.

Michael had to leave to go to the dentist. Anyone want to come over and help me move a love seat? No? Then I’ll just spend my day playing Goldilocks and go around sitting in on each one.