So, here’s the thing.

None of my pants fit.

And the BellaBand is driving me crazy — too tight, not staying put.

And the two pairs of maternity pants I ordered are in transit.


I’m wearing leggings.

As ALMOST pants.

I am so ashamed.

(A photo in our house would not be complete without a tuft of Kodiak hair.)

You won’t judge me too much for the ensemble, right? RIGHT?